BURNIE SENDERS
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Par avion · Classified dispatch · Solana

Burnie Senders

One deadpan agent. Wild white hair. Thick glasses. One mission: send it.

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Burnie on a rooftop at sunset holding a sealed envelope
TELEGRAMNo. 001

Mission received.

ARRIVED ROOFTOP STOP SUNSET NICE STOP ENVELOPE SEALED STOP NOT OPENING IT TWICE STOP

RECEIVED
Burnie in a rainy phone booth at night
TELEGRAMNo. 002

On the line.

RAINING AGAIN STOP HANDLER SAYS SEND IT STOP AGENT SAYS ALREADY DID STOP

CLASSIFIED
Burnie dancing through a comic-style mailroom with an envelope
TELEGRAMNo. 003

SEND IT.

PACKAGE LOCATED STOP VICTORY DANCE PERFORMED STOP NOBODY SAW STOP

SENT!
Clay Burnie kneeling beside a briefcase holding a rubber duck in a laundromat
TELEGRAMNo. 004

The package.

BRIEFCASE OPENED STOP CONTENTS ONE DUCK STOP AGENT REQUESTS EXPLANATION STOP

???

Take two.

Field photos from the same missions, recovered from the darkroom.

Burnie on a rooftop at sunset, second take
Same sunset. Same envelope. Still not opening it.
Burnie dancing in the mailroom, second take
Same dance. More envelopes. Nobody saw. Again.
Burnie Senders portrait
AGENT FILE · EYES ONLY

Burnie Senders

Codename
$BURNIE
Network
Solana
Hair
Wild. White. Unmanaged.
Glasses
Thick. Round. Mostly for show.
Earpiece
Always on. Mostly static.
Expression
Deadpan (permanent)
Mission
Send it.
BURN AFTER READING

Final dispatch

SEND IT.

The agent has read the letter. The letter has been burned. All that's left is the contract address.

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